Amanda

Singer•Archer•Bookworm


clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

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tolkien illustrations → lord of the rings

(Source: mishawinsexster, via fuck-yeah-middle-earth)

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The Walking Dead is a story of…

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imp3rfectious:

distimiya:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

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coltre:

c0ffeekitten:

thecutestofthecute:

coltre:

she come in my garden everyday and sit in front of me while I work on my sketchbook. she doesn’t want food, she just sit there looking at me. today I covered her in flower and we were both happy.

Maybe she’s your guardian angel.. I mean srsly. Just look at this cat. 

There is way too much intelligence in those eyes. There is a goddess in your garden.

So I have a guardian angel and it comes in the form a cat. sweet

coltre:

c0ffeekitten:

thecutestofthecute:

coltre:

she come in my garden everyday and sit in front of me while I work on my sketchbook. she doesn’t want food, she just sit there looking at me. today I covered her in flower and we were both happy.

Maybe she’s your guardian angel.. I mean srsly. Just look at this cat. 

There is way too much intelligence in those eyes. There is a goddess in your garden.

So I have a guardian angel and it comes in the form a cat. sweet

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indyfinitely:

Aidan & Dean + Red Carpet Interviews

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